"Wtf is a poop knife?" Here is the cookie recipe, made with chocolate chips, oatmeal and walnuts. TODAY - Terri Peters. (r/AskReddit Top Posts | Reddit Stories) Has anything insane happened to you? Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. The recipe comes from Redditor Randy Lau's father, who used to own a Chinese restaurant in California. Please stop. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. Answer. Here are its top most upvoted posts. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes. At first glance, Reddit looks like a list of seemingly random links. I thought it was a reference to this comment, so I commented to her “ITS FOR A CHURCH” and then ended up blocked. What Ugly Facts About Famous People Does Nobody Know? 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